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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 19 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jul 08, 2011 02:12

Sorry for the delay. When last we left the wacky world of Hogwarts Exposed, Hermione had at long last shown some sign of actually wanting to escape from the clutches of the walking diabolus ex machina that is Damien.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 19 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 17 part 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 27, 2011 01:50

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

No, seriously. What follows is sick and wrong even by the atrocious standards of Hogwarts Exposed, and absolutely unsuitable for anyone.

( It's also very NSFW. )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 17 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jun 25, 2011 00:42

When last we left the godawful excuse for a character pretending to be Hermione Granger in this fic, she'd vanished into thin air. And nothing of value was lost.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 17 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 13 part 1

szaleniec1000 Jun 05, 2011 23:45

I'm not going to say anything stupid and fate-tempting like "how much worse can Hogwarts Exposed get?" I already have a vague idea how much deeper the rabbit hole goes, and indeed that it's not so much a rabbit hole as an eerie glowing pit.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 13 (NSFW) )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 11

szaleniec1000 May 26, 2011 21:44

In which there's a Halloween party and Harry thankfully doesn't accept Jamie's "gift".

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 11 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9

szaleniec1000 May 07, 2011 21:34

I've not given up. I took a bit of a break because I have to admit this chapter, long and brimming with fail as it is, nearly defeated me. But it hasn't!

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 9 )

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Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Apr 27, 2011 14:45

In which there's much angst and not much else. I guess it beats the alternative.

( Hogwarts Exposed Chapter 8 )

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